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Peak slop: crusaders, crypto, and divine hamburger offerings
A grotesque digital artwork depicting crusader knights worshipping a deified Trump figure enshrined in a glowing altar with neon signage. The scene includes religious iconography, NFT branding, prices in cryptocurrency, banners claiming Trump was 'chosen by Q,' and absurdist elements like hamburgers and water bottles as offerings. A man in the altar chamber holds a donation box while another figure outside mockingly comments on the scene. Extracted text: MODERN IDOLARY: EST. 2024 TRUMP: CHOSEN BY Q DIVINE TRUMP MESSIAH - THE SECOND COMING (BIGLY) LIMITED-EDITION GOLS/ETH: GOLDEN-COM/CVIAT NFT '23 HOLY CRUSADE BUDGET: 0 SOL/ETH FOR TNS FOR THS ABIMATION OFFERING FOR IN FAITH ENOUGH II Just another Tuesday. #ReligiousGrift #CultOfPersonality
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