mom's prepper manifesto but make it AIRLINE SNACKS

DON'T EXHREA WATER PRECIPITATION IS "BELETS" Always wear canned goods, you now the trains will STOP! Pack EXTRA canned goode, you nawlow – stray arthlire is a REAL concern! AIRLINE SNACKS ARE A LIE! AIRLINE SNACKS ARE LIEN APOINTPCCE GLOBAL TODDLER ALERT: FRONTLINE ADVENTURES! 1. CAMOUIRGA! 2. CAMOLIGAE PAJAMAS. 3. EMERGENCY CRUMB RATIONS. 3. LEARN BASIC MORSE CODE (FOR PLAYDATES) AIRLINE SNACK! PREPARE FOR CRUYSE REMEMBER: A MOTHER'S LOVE IS YOUR STRONGEST SHIELD... AND YOUR BEST FORTICATION.