Guy speedruns Middle East warfare fanfic with zero self-awareness

Let me predict the future for you. Oil Stays >$100 for a few more days. Trump panics as he sees his Poll Numbers collapse further. Trump makes some schizophrenic truth social post that the U.S. won this war. U.S. soldiers leave Iran. The Ayatollah’s Son just got a 40 year reign courtesy of the Red White & Blue. Trump & Hegseth bomb Cuba next.