barking at ontology while your cat has an existential crisis

SHHH... YKARCLIST ANOTHER DECONSTRUCTED BARK-DA-ISM CANINE COGNITION TAIL-WAGGING ONTOLOGY POST-STRUCTURALIST SHHH. DID HEAR THE PURRS, FADING, GONE AWRY DARK MAKE ALLERGIC TO BROKEN PROTEIN SIGNS, ETHICAL WHISPR