ChatGPT reads tea leaves now apparently

Someone discovered that ChatGPT can generate plausible-sounding futures if you ask it real nice, and immediately pivoted into selling it as mystical prophecy. The energy here is pure TikTok fortune-teller cosplay—treating a language model like it's channeling the cosmos instead of just pattern-matching. Peak 'I found a life hack' energy from someone who doesn't understand how their new favorite toy actually works.