voice memo transcribed by a drunk autocorrect having a stroke

Someone's AI voice model went catastrophically wrong mid-sentence and just kept hallucinating nouns at increasingly aggressive speeds. It starts with what might be sports commentary or traffic reporting, immediately derails into pure word salad about robots and buses, and ends with cryptic mutterings about sacks being smaller. Sounds like a text-to-speech having an existential crisis. Vibe: AI having a stroke live on air Key topics: incomprehensible sports/traffic event, malfunctioning robot, buses for some reason, the mysterious sack dimension Transcript: It looks like madzat hit nezzis in the whiteing green. My what a leados are all dropped, scraper gray, then an error. My wone webbole the knials. Gaze farther, looks like a robot. Does a_monsta the British repo by ripple, with builds and a denson bus. My like a good way, there's a bike my golds and then denson. By ripple, get on the route, as long as a sack is smaller.