Neon glitch portrait + 40yr old synth testimonial = peak tech journalism cringe

A mysteriously deep-fried portrait of a man's head gets slapped with neon cyan lines and a gradient background, paired with a remarkably mundane quote about a synthesizer that still works. The juxtaposition of tryhard vaporwave aesthetics and a boomer musician casually bragging about equipment longevity creates an unintentional comedy of poor editorial decisions. Someone at MusicRadar really thought this was the vibe.