james whale's eternal quest for unlabeled chocolate

Someone has developed a strangely personal grievance with the word "easter" appearing on easter eggs, apparently on behalf of the deceased filmmaker James Whale. The post channels genuine emotion about an absurdly specific earthly failure, treating it as though Whale's entire afterlife hinges on finding confectionery without linguistic branding. It's the kind of unhinged tribute that suggests the poster has thought about this way too much.