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Grandpa's unfiltered dinner recap with free medical opinions and casual slurs

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Grandpa's unfiltered dinner recap with free medical opinions and casual slurs
A rambling thank-you email from someone named Harry Fisch to Jeffrey E. discussing a dinner party where Woody Allen was present, including commentary on jokes about abortion, unsolicited medical analysis of a urine test, and casual antisemitic remarks. The email reads like unfiltered stream-of-consciousness from an elderly person sent from an iPhone in 2016. Extracted text: From: Harry Fisch <[REDACTED]> To: "jeffrey E." <jeevacation@gmail.com> Subject: Re: Date: Thu, 01 Dec 2016 12:20:22 +0000 Incredible and thanks for inviting me. Woody is absolutely brilliant and I hope I can be as sharp as he is at 81. Cavett is also with it! The stories are unbelievable. Best line of the night. The woman gave herself an abortion and Woody said she use a wooden hanger. C'mon, that is pure brilliance! I looked at your urine test and you do Not have blood in the urine. The dip stick showed occult blood, but under a microscope, no red blood cells were seen. That can occur when you work out and have muscle (myoglobin) in the blood which is normal. Can also occur if you have muscle trauma. I didn't realize who Leon was. I thought he was just another old Jew. WOW. THANKS AGAIN FOR INVITING ME!! HARRY Sent from my iPhone
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