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Parent brags about child's 101-man achievement like it's a sports trophy
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Parent brags about child's 101-man achievement like it's a sports trophy

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A tabloid captured someone expressing unironic pride in a relative's record-breaking sexual endurance stunt, with all the grace of a participation trophy ceremony. This is what happens when internet infamy gets weaponized as family accomplishment and tabloids monetize the chaos. The sheer confidence in broadcasting this sentiment publicly suggests a complete absence of situational awareness or alternatively, maximum content poisoning has set in.
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