Local mechanic spray-paints celebrity's assets, tabloid loses collective mind

A tabloid front page from The Sun (May 8, 2026) featuring a grotesque and absurd lead story about Kim Kardashian's breasts being spray-painted orange by a car shop mechanic for the Met Gala. The image shows a woman in an orange latex outfit alongside smaller photos of Prince Andrew and an elderly man. The layout combines sensational headlines with advertising, creating a deliberately outrageous and ridiculous news presentation.