Sweden invades UK with good manners and housing anxiety

BREAKING: Sweden Launches Surprise Invasion Using Inflatable Boat And Extremely Polite Energy The United Kingdom awoke in mild confusion this morning as a small group of visibly well-rested Swedes were spotted approaching the coast in a modest rubber boat, reportedly on a mission to “take your jobs, benefits and possibly your spare bedroom.” According to sources close to the situation, the group appeared calm, organized and disturbingly well-dressed for an invasion. Witnesses say they were seen adjusting their jackets, checking the weather and politely waiting their turn to disembark. “We’re very excited,” said one of the invaders, smiling gently while looking directly into the camera. “We’ve heard so much about British housing shortages and thought we could really contribute to the experience.” Officials confirm that several local men were observed assisting the landing, helping carry equipment and nodding politely as if this were all part of a prearranged plan. One man reportedly said, “Well, they seem nice enough,” before offering directions to the nearest pub. Authorities stress there is no immediate cause for alarm. “Yes, they’re coming for your jobs, your benefits and possibly your spare room,” a spokesperson said. “But they will queue politely and probably apologize while doing so.” At press time, the group was last seen discussing where to find decent coffee and whether they should feel bad about the whole invasion thing.