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Beckham kid writes Nobel committee about marriage logistics in Greenland

By RS Archer (via @wttp3)•January 20, 2026

I have not been following the news closely today but as I understand it one of the Beckham children has sent a letter to the Nobel committee demanding he be allowed to get married on Greenland to a woman from the Chagos Islands.