Gary Numan speedrunning 'explain why I'm not in prison' energy

The New York Post found a celebrity willing to casually confess to grooming behavior and spun it into performative hand-wringing about how such predation "may be illegal now." This is tabloid journalism at its most grotesque—treating a 22-year-old pursuing a 12-year-old as a cute couple origin story with just a *teensy* moral asterisk. The implication that laws changed rather than the behavior being universally indefensible is peak boomer brain rotting live on newsprint.