spinning disaster into heartwarming dragon comeback while calling her a liability

A group of people workshopping a PR strategy to rehabilitate someone named Izzy Morales, who they've established is basically a walking disaster, by rebranding her return as some kind of heartwarming dragon family reunion moment. Somehow this devolves into them calling her a liability while also committing to keeping their own asses in check, which is either self-awareness or complete delusion. Vibe: Conference call energy mixed with everyone's had too much coffee and the client is listening but they're pretending she isn't Key topics: Izzy Morales PR crisis, damage control strategy, dragon metaphor for... something, calling someone a liability while planning her comeback Transcript: It wouldn't hurt. Well, I would be down. We would just have to be very, very careful about how we fold her back in. There is a good PR opportunity there. Mother dragon's returning home because her little baby ass dragon or some shit like that. Guys, guys, we're talking about Izzy Morales, right? The biggest liability on the planet. Look, we all know that she's a huge liability. Like almost too much. But I'll keep my ass in check.