mom buys son ethical porn subscription, somehow makes it worse

A Twitter/X screenshot showing a humorous confessional post from user Fesshole about buying their teenage son a subscription to an 'ethical porn site' as a harm-reduction measure. The post has generated chaos in the replies with users questioning what 'ethical porn' means and making absurdist jokes about artisanal and hand-foraged varieties. The thread captures peak internet absurdity with parenting anxiety meeting pornography discourse.