when your portfolio achieves sentience and reality.exe crashes

A surreal, chaotic illustration depicting caricatured businessmen in suits riding skateboards and gaming controllers amid falling money, explosions, and glitching digital artifacts. The scene is set against iconic landmarks (Eiffel Tower, Washington Monument) with a split reality aesthetic showing both natural landscape and digital circuitry. A massive error message billboard looms overhead with intentionally garbled stock market references and absurdist humor. Extracted text: GEOPOLOTICAL FANFIC SIMULATION v7.3 STOCKS GO BRRRR: +177.373 SXAAI 00_08_012 081_997_5-0 ERROR 4041: +9999% PROFIT! ERROR 4044: REALITY NOT FOUND