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Kim Jong Un stops Earth from flying into space via hospital directives

By Jürgen Nauditt (via @wttp3)
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Meanwhile, Comrade Kim has opened a new hospital in North Korea and, of course, issued valuable instructions to all the staff: - Operating lights must not cast shadows! - There must be water in the taps! - There must be beds in the patient rooms! - A nurse must be at the reception desk! It's not easy being the leader of the people—he works tirelessly. Without Comrade Kim's central directives, the Earth wouldn't rotate properly and would have hurled us all into space long ago. Reminds me of Trump and his team, and also Putin. But perhaps all dictators are the same. https:// t.me/MirovichMedia/ 13429 …
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