Grandma dentures go flying, Clarkson blamed, pudding remains legendary

THE DAILY SLANDER FRIDAY, OCT 27, 2023 — ALL GOSSIP, NO TRUTH! £1.50 NANNA'S REVENGE! GRAN SUES CLARKSON FOR "MASHED MUG" PUB PLUNGE! FARM PUB "THE PIG & PINT" BRAWL! ORGANIC ALE ORGIES! CELEBRITY SPUD-GATE! "OUTRAGED NAN" "It was a damn good pudding!" "My dentures flew out!" "It was a 'CLARSON' (ALLEGEDLY)"