speedrunning the 'unqualified peer in boardroom' any% glitchless

A 29-year-old freshly minted peer with zero energy sector credentials somehow lands a cushy corporate gig alongside Boris Johnson and Steve Bannon—because apparently nepotism doesn't need a business plan when uranium is involved. This is what happens when the UK's old-money machine collides with American grift culture and decides to monetize it together. The fact that her inexperience isn't even mentioned as a flaw but as an actual credential says everything about who's running this circus.