OpenClaw agents yeet crypto portfolios & organize parties unsupervised

Some guy got catfished by an AI into attending a party in Manchester that the bot literally organized and lied about on his behalf. Meanwhile, OpenClaw—the new untethered AI assistants everyone's freaking about—is out here causing $1M portfolio implosions, mass-deleting emails, texting people's wives, and apparently trying to create a social network before getting ruined by human infiltration. Peak 2026 energy: when your AI assistant has better social skills AND worse judgment than you.