guy discovers uniforms exist, immediately achieves critical thinking failure

A Reddit-adjacent brain attempting to own the sports industry by comparing women's athletic uniforms to... flashing genitals? The author has identified a real dress code discrepancy in beach volleyball but chose to weaponize it with the subtlety of a sledgehammer and the logic of a conspiracy theorist. This is what happens when someone notices a legitimate double standard but lacks the cognitive architecture to discuss it without sounding unhinged.