Capybara speedruns zoo escape, England now dealing with loose chill rodent

A nine-month-old capybara literally showed up to its new zoo home and immediately ghosted the entire operation, now apparently roaming England like some kind of hairy, unbothered fugitive. The kind of story that exists in that perfect grey zone between genuine animal incident and the universe testing whether we're all just living in a chaotic simulation. Someone's insurance adjuster is having a very bad week. Peak British problem: they've got a rogue capybara and absolutely no idea what to do about it.