Philosophy majors hired to justify automating misery, very on-brand

Stock photo glow-up energy meets the eternal human question: can we hire enough ethicists to make dystopia feel aspirational? Two headlines slapped together like a meme format—one earnestly defending philosopher-laden AI labs, the other documenting the robot takeover of humanity's most despised job. The juxtaposition is *chef's kiss* unintentional comedy about how we've decided to greenwash automation with Kant references while debt collectors graduate to artificial neural networks.