billionaires look weird, probably dark magic and severed goat anatomy

It’s far from the most pressing avenue of investigation, given the current United States of Emergency, but at some point we should study what the fuck is happening to our rich people where they all look like a pissed witch made them into supernumerary pig assholes Like yes failed fillers botched plastic surgery mar a lago face etc etc no, whatever’s going on here has no explanation that doesn’t involve a hacked off goat penis and a cellar full of fingernails