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Free concert tees: the dryer's already running, might as well commit crimes
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Free concert tees: the dryer's already running, might as well commit crimes

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A chaotic laundromat scene featuring five people in humorous concert/band t-shirts standing around laundry baskets filled with clothes, with a wild-haired person in sunglasses jumping in the center. A handmade banner declaring 'Welcome to New Crime City' with absurdist humor hangs above the scene, creating a deliberately unhinged photo setup. Extracted text: WELCOME TO NEW NEW CRIME CITY - NEW CRIME CITY POPULATION: ALL OF YOU! #FREECONCERTTEES THE LAUNDRY HOB SHIM RAY GUARANI HERE'S YOUR OAT COOP EASY DAY JULLONS EASY DAY TULLONS HERE'S ME SAVING GLASGHOWN FESTIVAL
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