52yo discovers women's anatomy, immediately connects it to speed dating

A 52-year-old who apparently just learned that women can pee and poop simultaneously, delivered this revelation like it was breaking news on a chat show, then immediately pivoted to speed dating as if that's the natural follow-up. The whole thing reads like someone's drunk nan at a family dinner trying to sound interesting by mixing bathroom biology with relationship anecdotes. Vibe: Overexcited chat show guest who discovered one weird fact and won't shut up about it Key topics: female bathroom biology, Cher (or possibly Brad Pitt, unclear), speed dating origin story, things that apparently 'never crop up' in conversation Transcript: I was so excited about being on this set. I told my mum and dad, they said, are you on with Cher Brad? Let me know what she's like. I'm gonna tell her that. So she asked me about it. If women defecate, they may always urinate at the same time. I'm 52. I don't think I ever knew that. Never crops up though, does it, really? It's also when I'm speed dating, but that's how I met my husband anyway.