Learn beef wellington, become genius. capitalism solved by puff pastry

A faux-vintage advertisement promoting 'Nibble,' a culinary learning game presented as a solution to doomscrolling. Features an ornate plated beef Wellington dish, ingredient illustrations, and four increasingly absurd promises that culminate in becoming 'the most intelligent person in the room' through 5 minutes of daily cooking education. Extracted text: Replace Doomscrolling with Addictive Culinary Game. Beef fillet, Mushrooms, Puff pastry, Thyme, Shallot, Parma ham, Butter, Mustard, Cutlery. 1. Stop scrolling. 2. Download Nibble. 3. Learn Culinary for 5 min a day. 4. Become the most intelligent person in the room!