vapes = robot dick conditioning pipeline (deranged, unhinged, 10/10)

A fever dream manifesto connecting vapes to an AI sex slave dystopia through the unifying conspiracy that we're being groomed by Big Nicotine for our eventual robot overlord future. The author has synthesized every 2020s internet anxiety into one gloriously unhinged salad of dread, complete with cryptic anagram slogans and maximum volume wake-up-sheeple energy. This is what happens when someone rage-posts at 3 AM after falling down a dual rabbit hole of AI ethics discourse and incel adjacent fears. Peak slop: confident, delusional, weirdly horny about the apocalypse.