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Grandmas twerking: a cautionary tale wrapped in STD jokes

By HustleBitch (via @wttp3)
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Grandmas twerking: a cautionary tale wrapped in STD jokes
IS THIS WHY THE VILLAGES RETIREMENT COMMUNITY IS CALLED ‘AMERICA’S STD CAPITAL’? Video out of The Villages shows seniors absolutely UNHINGED as Sir Mix-A-Lot’s "Baby Got Back" turns the place into a straight up nightclub. This is the same community infamously rumored for swinger culture, coded loofahs, and infection rates so high they’ve been joked about for years. Golf carts by day. Freak-offs by night. The Villages in Florida has been described as a sexually feral retirement playground hiding behind Medicare cards and early bird specials. America thought retirement meant slowing down. The Villages said: absolutely not. Would you want your parents living here?
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