Wizard uncovers Big Tech's seat-assignment conspiracy

A wizard character from fantasy media holds a glowing orb while gazing intensely. The image is overlaid with red text making a conspiracy-adjacent claim about Palantir Technologies and federal workplace surveillance. The juxtaposition of mystical imagery with corporate surveillance allegations creates intentional comedic tension. Extracted text: Is Palantir Under Contract to Surveil the Federal Workforce? Implementation of the White House's return-to-office directive will be aided by the tech firm Palantir. It remains unclear why a spy-tech company should be tasked with things like "employee seat assignments."