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NATO's frozen sitcom premise hits different when the punchline is literally the British guy
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NATO's frozen sitcom premise hits different when the punchline is literally the British guy

By Melissa Chen (via @wttp3)
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Honestly this is a great premise for a sitcom: In the icy wasteland of Greenland, a ragtag NATO detachment of 13 Germans, 2 Norwegians, 3 Swedes, 15 French and 1 lone Brit must "defend" the Arctic from... well, mostly boredom, polar bears, and each other's national stereotypes. Stationed at a remote outpost in Nuuk, their biggest enemies are cabin fever, frozen plumbing, the Danes who keep forgetting they're there, and each other. They’re constantly prepping to counter the absurd threat of an American takeover with the total force smaller than a pub trivia team. The show will have everything - petty national rivalries that project from history, offensive cultural stereotypes, frustration due to NATO bureaucracy, and because this is so European, the whole thing will be pretty gay. Oh and a recurring theme is that they will constantly be picking on the lone Brit.
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