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Santa's color preferences analyzed via keyboard mashing and broken spelling
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Santa's color preferences analyzed via keyboard mashing and broken spelling

By TheRealThelmaJohnson (via @wttp3)
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"Does Santas vares night vishun goggles? Mebbe he do because Santas like creen, or maybe he vear hit goggle because Santas like red better"
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