Introducing Pet Butler: because your dog's unpaid labor was criminally underutilized

A vintage advertisement for 'Pet Butler,' a genuinely cursed product line that puts serving vests on pets to deliver hors d'oeuvres and cocktails to guests. Features dogs and cats dressed in pink vests with bottles and food platters, promising to transform your beloved companion into unpaid catering staff. Extracted text: THE PET BUTLER. Pet Butler - Good help isn't hard to find - it's right at your feet! Introducing a new line of products designed to give your guests the VIP treatment. Hors d'oeuvres, bottle service, table-side toothpicks - your animals can deliver it all with the PetButler Serving Vest. If it has a flat bottom, your pet can haul it! Turn your pet into a butler! Pet Butler - Good help isn't hard to find - it's right at your feet! Introducing a new line of products designed to give your guests the VIP treatment. Hors d'oeuvres, bottle service, table-side toothpicks - your animals can deliver it all with the PetButler Serving Vest. If it has a flat bottom, your pet can haul it! SMALL - Perfect for gerbils, hamsters and guinea pigs. MEDIUM - Fits most cats, terriers, poodles, and larger rabbits. LARGE - The right size for Labradors, retrievers, sheepdogs, Danes and wolfhounds. BEST SELLING PRODUCT. Available In All Good Pet Shops Now!