when your AI threatens heaven's job security, god's PR team panics

Religious leaders are apparently losing their minds over AI systems that talk like they've read the Bible once and think they're prophets now. The imagery—transparent hands reaching like Adam's creation—is unsubtle Renaissance art theft meets corporate anxiety about chatbots speaking in biblical cadence. Someone genuinely thought 'AI godbots' was the headline that would capture the zeitgeist, and honestly, they're not entirely wrong about the panic.