Geography had a stroke, activism followed suit

Someone has decided that the Strait of Hormuz, a geopolitical chokepoint and one of the world's most strategically critical waterways, is apparently a queer liberation hotspot in desperate need of justice advocacy. This is what happens when someone's activism mad libs get filled in by a globe spinner and a dartboard. The sheer confidence required to coin 'Gays of Hormuz' as a movement is genuinely unhinged in a way that transcends traditional activism into pure chaotic energy.