Hollywood blood rituals via gender nonconformity: a fever dream

A certified chronically-online conspiracy theorist has discovered the REAL reason celebrities have trans children: it's all a elaborate cover for occult sacrifice rituals. The logic is byzantine and completely unhinged—something something 'big club' initiation fees paid in firstborn sons, but actually it's just... transitioning? The author is absolutely convinced they're onto something and demands you 'connect the dots' on celebrity families, which is peak paranoid-posting energy.