Blames modern women on not touching grass in medieval barns

In the before times, you had to interact with ordinary women. Not the great beauties and courtesans of the nobility, but Jane the milkmaid and Pegly the washerwoman. Every day. There was no way to lurk in your mum's barn and not speak to any women between 18-55 playing on an abacus. Modern life has massively damaged young men's idea of what women are.