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President marble shopping vs macaroni anxiety: a take so unhinged it loops back
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President marble shopping vs macaroni anxiety: a take so unhinged it loops back

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Blow: People are worried if they can buy macaroni while the president is out shopping marble McCaughey: Oh, all that jealously of the rich has nothing to do with it. Blow: That is a crazy statement
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