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newsletter writer cosplays as geopolitical analyst, begs for notifications

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newsletter writer cosplays as geopolitical analyst, begs for notifications
IRAN’S MESSAGE TO THE WORLD: IF WE GO DOWN, OIL GOES UP Crude Oil: +6.70% Brent: +6.91% Heating Oil: +13.16% Coal: +8.61% Gasoline: +4.78% Natural Gas: +4.21% 11 out of 12 energy commodities are green. This is the most synchronized energy spike since Russia invaded Ukraine. Iran isn’t just fighting back militarily. They’re targeting energy infrastructure across the entire Gulf. Saudi Arabia. UAE. Qatar. Kuwait. Bahrain. All targeted. The message: if we go down, energy markets go with us. Gas prices are about to surge. Crude usually hits the pump within 2 weeks. I’ve been here for 20+ years, and I’ll keep you updated on everything like I always do. Turn on notifications so you don’t miss any information, this is very important.
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