Kid really said worm evangelism was a personality trait

A TikTok screenshot of a man in a plaid shirt and cap standing outside a suburban house, recounting an absurdly specific and deeply unhinged childhood activity. The deadpan delivery and casual tone make the bizarre confession even more comedic—the image of a child conducting religious services for earthworms is hilariously deranged. Extracted text: When I was a kid I had this game called Worm Church where I'd bring worms to my room and read them the bible