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Calling your new job 'War' then declaring instant victory—what could go wrong

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Calling your new job 'War' then declaring instant victory—what could go wrong
A government official rebrands his position to sound more aggressive, immediately declares a historic military victory that apparently nobody told the global oil markets about. The Strait of Hormuz begs to differ. This is the kind of confidence that precedes a very specific type of "well actually" follow-up in three months.
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