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A LinkedIn life coach exhales vaguely spiritual nonsense about 'getting out of the way' and 'pure direct seeing' to hawk a $$$$ one-day immersion happening in a week. The whole thing reads like it was generated by stacking every self-help cliché into a motivation-bingo card, complete with the classic 'comment ❤️ for the link' grift closer. This is what happens when someone's read three Eckhart Tolle books and now thinks they've unlocked the universe's operating system.