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comrade sneakers: where totalitarianism meets athleisure

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Someone decided that athletic gear needed a geopolitical rebrand and slapped Putin's name on what is presumably a knockoff sportswear line marketed with unironic Soviet communist rhetoric. The energy here is pure "I saw a gap in the market and filled it with ideology," executed with all the self-awareness of a bootleg mall kiosk. It's unclear if this is genuine grift, performance art, or just someone who fundamentally misunderstands both athletics and irony.
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