
Pete really said 'lemme just invoke Jesus for military morale'
A high-ranking military official delivering what reads like a Sunday service mixed with a Pentagon briefing, complete with earnest religious exhortation and tactical Jesus-invoking. The energy is genuine but the delivery—explicitly instructing Americans to pray on bended knee in schools and churches—lands somewhere between motivational poster and unhinged sincerity. Not quite absurd enough to be entertaining, not quite normal enough to pass without comment.