Dad discovers child grooming, pivots to EU consumer law flex

My wife stormed into the kitchen this morning
"Oh my fucking god, look what I found"
A hotel booking confirmation on our 16 year old daughter's phone
Valentine's night, king bed, champagne package
The reservation was under her boyfriend's name
"She is 16 and dating a 42 year old guy" my wife was crying
I grabbed the phone and looked at the booking
She was right, it was absolutely disgusting
The room was listed at €289 but the final charge was €341
They buried the city tax and "resort fee" in the checkout page
That is a direct violation of EU directives on consumer pricing transparency
"Don't worry baby, your man's got it" I told her
Filed a complaint with the authorities before breakfast
Nobody is scamming my daughter on my watch
This is how we protect families in Europe