Santa gets the Trump treatment: heavy-handed cherub commentary

LMFAO. BEST. PRESIDENT. EVER. CHILD: Will Santa get mad if we don’t leave him cookies? TRUMP: He won’t get mad. He’ll be VERY disappointed. Santa is on the cherubic side. You know what cherubic means? On the heavy side. Santa would like some cookies. You’re gonna leave some cookies, right? CHILD: Yes! TRUMP: You’re not gonna forget. I’d leave them. Santa has a SERIOUS appetite. This is what leadership looks like. Funny. Warm. Human. Even Santa gets America First treatment.