Parent discovers daughter's phone has higher mortality rate than household pets

A parent has replaced their daughter's phone so many times they've essentially been funding a small electronics recycling operation. Eight screens, two reconditioned handsets, and one mysterious Worthing disappearance later, they've taken to the internet to crowdsource whether to buy phone number nine or simply let their teenager navigate the streets of Sussex on vibes alone. Vibe: exhausted parent doing a cost-benefit analysis on their own child