Unicorn has a stroke on live television, more at 11

A chaotic breaking news-style meme featuring a unicorn with orange/red coloring against a dark background. The text is deliberately garbled and nonsensical, combining random words like 'ego plant,' 'laint,' and 'consciorn' in all-caps yellow lettering. The unicorn appears to be the focal point of what seems to be a deliberately unhinged announcement. Extracted text: BREAKING!! EGO PLANT LAINT LAINT THEELT CONSCIORN THE REIS EFT IN THE FRRVER!!!