awkward deflectionmassage gate loreunderwear technicalityunhinged defenseAlan's underwear = legal loophole, apparentlyBy Mukhtar (via @wttp3)•February 12, 2026Share:𝕏FR🔗"Alan, you went from I never got a massage on Epstein to I got a massage from a 50 year old Russian woman named Ogla, but I kept my underwear on."